Total Medals Earned: 705 (From 141 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,690 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (30/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/160 points)
Remember to wash your hands
Complete 20 successful hacks
Detonate 30 C4
Obtain 100 items from vending machines
Detonate 10 landmines
Pick 20 locks
Break 30 Necks
Kill 50 Guards
Take 10,000 footsteps
"forget" to wash your hands
Have enough time left to get a soda in The Getaway
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Medals Earned: 7/20 (130/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill your first enemy
Kill one hundred enemies
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat a level set without dieing
Get an overall a rating
Donate money to the snow man
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 4/9 (20/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 3/17 (75/525 points)
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.